Perm Smell in House

Tonight when I got home, my home reeked of perm. I was pretty sure the cats didn't give each other home perms while I was out because I can't get them to do anything when I'm away (darn those lazy cats). I thought maybe my neighbor gave herself a perm, but the smell seemed awfully strong for a neighbor event. Ok, maybe my pipes were a little smelly. Perhaps, that happens in these old condos with the old pipes.

When I searched the internet, which is full of wisdom and insanity, for perm smell in house, I found this answer:

"Oh my dear people. Did you ever stop to consider the smell is being manufactured by your brain? as a result of negative energy? I experienced the internal gas smell recently, and also suffered from it around htis time last year. I was not in the same place either time. However, there were extreme lifestyle changes coming into play. For now, the smell has subsided, but only due to walking int he ocean and working on releasing the negative energy. I know this sounds really whack! .. but just open you mind to the possibility! It would have been much easier if it was a fume from my house or car .. but I'll make it through the smells this time too!"

So I can honestly the say that the whole time I was searching my house for the awful smell, I never once thought my brain was trying to tell me that I had too much negative energy. I was confused as to why my brain was telling me somebody got a perm in my house while I was away at work, but I was positive my brain was telling me something was stinking up my house!

As I sat in my hallway tying ribbon to an umbrella, that's another blog post, I heard a hissing in my portable battery pack. Turns out the sealed battery was leaking and causing that awful sulfur smell. 

So now I have a battery to replace. And while I'm at it, I'm going to get rid of all my negative energy. I figure it can't hurt and it might turn my life into a sweet-smelling journey. Although I'm certain my cats will remain forever lazy no matter what I do.