For an older single woman who's probably not going to get married, I own a lot of wedding dresses. I buy them for photo shoots, not because I'm nuts. Although that's subjective, of course. Talea is modeling one of the dresses in the photo.I figure I can start using them to scare away my bad dates. All I have to do is show them my closet full of wedding dresses on, say, the second date and I think I can guarantee that I'll never hear from them again. And if I keep adding more cats to my house, I think I'll be single forever. I mean what guy can't resist a woman with plenty of wedding dresses and cats? However with my dating luck, that would probably just encourage the wacko to ask me to marry him and move in with his 50 cats.
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