Thursday, February 12, 2009

I'm a Girl

I know I complain about being a girl. I find in infuriating at times. However, for all of you out there who forget it sometimes - I AM A GIRL.

Don't brag about how you would "hit that" when you are hanging out with me. I don't want to hear about somebody's "rack" or any other female body part that you find attractive on a passing girl. Don't call me fat or point out some other body flaw and expect me to laugh it off. Don't ask me to laugh at stupid dirty jokes - I know the penis is funny but it's not funny as the punch line of every joke. And finally, if I have a super big crush on you and you know it, don't make me look at and comment on pictures of you and your girlfriend having a great time.

See, what's going to happen is that I am going to forget that I am a girl and let you have it. Then I'm going to have to calm down and remind you once again, that I really am a girl.

1 comment:

JV said...

"Don't brag about how you would "hit that" when you are hanging out with me. I don't want to hear about somebody's "rack" or any other female body part that you find attractive on a passing girl."

could not agree more!!!!!!!!